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Are you looking for good quotes about nails?
Then you'll love this list of nail quotes and sayings.
Nails are the cherry on top for any look. They add a certain touch of pizazz that jewelry & makeup just can't compete with.
Maybe you're a nail tech or just a nail lover. In any case, the nail puns and quotes I've collected here are funny, inspirational, and perfect to use in Instagram captions, for a nail salon business card, or on a wall poster.
I have created a nail quote image for each one on the list. Using and image make it much more impactful when sharing on Instagram than just putting it in the caption.
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Now. Sit back. Grab your nail polish & file. Let's get started.
Nail Puns & Funny Nail Quotes
Kicking things off with a smile, I want to dedicate this first section to nail puns & funny nail quotes.
Upon searching the web for relatable & funny nail quotes, I realized that there were a plethora of funny sayings to choose from. These particular quotes I have chosen are a mix of relatable quotes for nail techs & everyday people who just enjoy adding a splash of color to their fingers! From nail mishaps to jokes only a true nail guru could understand.
These are some of the best nail puns on the internet.
You think I'm listening, but I'm really just planning my next nail design in my head.
Funny nail quotes
Nails before males.
Nail puns
You know you're a nail polish addict when you know the name of nail polish someone's wearing before they tell you.
Funny nail pictures
I'm only helpless while my nails are drying.
Nail sayings
Ahhh, love is in the air!
Oh wait, it's just the smell of nail polish.
Quotes about nails
I make nail contact before I make eye contact.
Nail quotes
It's all fun & games until someone breaks a nail.
Nails quote
When all else falls, at least you'll have nice nails!
Nail quotes sayings
Nails are one thing you can get into shape without exercise.
Nail sayings
My nail polish collection is complete. I don't need another bottle. – Said no woman ever
Nail captions
Chase your dreams in a killer pair of heals & perfectly painted nails.
Nail puns
Sure, my life isn't perfect, but my nails are & that's all that really matters.
Nail relatable sayings
The Doctor said I need to start buying more nail polish. Also, I'm calling myself "The doctor" now.
Funny nail quote
I don't always buy new nail polish, but when I do… who am I kidding, I always buy new nail polish.
Nail polish quotes
Life is short, but your nails shouldn't be!
Quotes about nails
eat.
sleep.
nails.
repeat.
catchy nail phrases
Doing nails is my cardio.
Relatable nail quotes
Great nails don't happen by chance. They happen by appointment.
Great nail quotes
My nails are so long you could land a plane on them.
Big nail quotes
It's ok to love your nails more than you love most people.
Nail love quotes
Nail Polish Quotes & Sayings
We all know a girl that lives and breathes nail polish. And if you don't, that girl is probably you.
Truth be told, nail polish is kind of a big deal. With so many different colors to choose from and designs you can create, it's no wonder it's become so widely sought after and admired. And with popularity comes hundreds of quotes and sayings dedicated to this.
For some people, collecting nail polish has become a lifestyle. It's kind of like a cookie – you can't have just one! For this reason, I've included a section all about nail polish that I know a true nail guru is going to love. So, if you're ready to laugh until your sides hurt, continue on for some of my absolute favorite nail polish quotes.
Life is too short to wear boring nails.
Nail polish quote
A woman is helpless only while her nail polish is drying.
Nail polish saying
Keep calm & paint your nails.
Quote about nail polish
Nail polish is like the icing on the beauty cake.
Nail polish saying
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy nail polish and that's kind the same thing.
Nail polish pun
When life gets tough there's always nail polish.
Funny nail polish quote
When he compliments your nail polish, he's the one.
Funny nail polish quote
I'm high on life & nail polish remover. But mostly nail polish remover.
Funny nail polish remover quote
Nail polish without a sparkle is like a cake with no frosting!
Quote about nail polish
Surround yourself with nail polish, not negativity.
Inspirational nail quote
I don't like plain nails. I get sad.
Funny nail quote
So many nail polishes, not enough fingers.
Funny nail polish quote
Don't judge a polish by its first coat.
nail polish quote
Don't let anyone with bad nail polish tell you anything about life.
Funny nail polish quote
You know you're addicted to nail polish when you're eating a meal out & think, "I could've bought more nail polish with that money."
Funny relatable nail polish quote
I used to think there was only 7 colors. That was before I started shopping for nail polish.
Funny nail polish color quote
Being a nail addict is never being satisfied with the amount of nail polish you own.
Nail addict quote
Don't ask for my mood, just check my nails. They say it all.
Funny nail quote
Once you go Shellac, you don't go back.
Relatable nail quote
Nail Tech Quotes & Sayings
I want to dedicate this section to nail technicians.
Let's be honest, we all have a special place in our hearts for that special nail person. This person is someone hardworking, who inspires us every session through their passion and love for each individual nail and person they meet.
From inspirational, funny or even relatable quotes, this section is dedicated to you.
Stay tight with your nail technitian. They know everyone's secrets.
Nail tech quotes
My hobbies include:
Doing my nails
Doing other peoples nails
Planning my next nails
Buying nail supplies
Manicurist quote
Great nails require a great nail technician. A great nail technician requires passion.
nail tech saying
I do nails. What's your superpower?
Quote about nail power
I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a super cool nail tech, but here I am killin' it!
Nail tech relatable quote
Always be yourself unless you can be a nail technician. Then be a nail technician.
Quote for nail techs
Your nails should be as dope as your nail tech.
Nail tech relatable quotes
Nail techs bring color to your world.
Inspirational nail tech quotes
Woohoo, it's Friday! Oh wait, I'm a nail tech.
Funny nail tech quote
I don't do drama, I do nails!
Manicure quote
Anyone can do nails, but it takes an artist to be a nail technician.
Artistic nail tech quote
I can't change the world, but I can change your nails.
Pretty nail quote
I am magical. Something like a unicorn. Except I'm a nail tech.
Funny nail tech quote
Nail technician. Because freaking badass is not an official job title.
Awesome nail tech quote
Nail techs do it on the table.
Nail tech pun
"It is a hard decision, nearly permanent. And yes, everyone will care what color is on your toe nails." – Said no nail technician ever
Nail technician relatable quotes
If your nails aren't becoming to you, then you should be coming to me!
Catchy nail tech quote
Nail techs rise, shine, wake, pray, & begin the day with a nail slay.
Motivational nail tech quotes
First I drink coffee, then I polish your nails. It's all in a days work.
Funny nail tech quote
Everybody relax, the nail technician is here. The day will be saved shortly.
Relatable nail tech quotes
Nail techs add polish to the world.
Inspirational nail tech quote
Nail techs totally nail it!
Punny nail tech quote
You have a hair girl & a make up girl already. Let me be your nail girl.
Nail girl quote
Nail Salon Quotes
A nail salon is a magical place where beauty is born and creativity is expressed through beautiful designs and creations.
This truly is a place of magic and there's something special about it that keeps us coming back. So of course, it was worthy of its own section.
These quotes are a mixture of fun and relatable sayings that are perfect to use on a business card or for a catchy promotional sign.
Here are my all-time favorite nail salon quotes.
Your nails are a way to speak your style without having to say a word.
Nail salon quote
What happens at the nail salon, stays at the nail salon.
Nail salon pun
Beauty comes from inside the nail salon
Funny nail salon quotes
I like long romantic walks to the nail salon
Funny nail salon quotes
Choosing my nail color & design will be easy! – Said no one ever
Nail color quote
No honey, you don't have gel nails, you have acrylic nails with a gel top. There's a difference.
Gel nail quote
Pretty nails make me smile.
Pretty nail quote
May your monday be short, your coffee be strong, & your nails get compliments.
Funny nail quotes
Nail salon: where the true magic happens
Inspiring nail salon quotes
Forget Disneyland, take me to the nail salon for some real magic!
Magical nail salon quotes
On a bad day, there's always the nail salon
Positive nail salon quote
Your hands and feet never take a day off so make sure you treat them at the nail salon.
Self care nail salon quotes
Nice nails ain't cheap & cheap nails ain't nice!
Cheap nail quote
My hobbies include: doing my nails, doing other peoples nails, planning my next nails, & buying more nail supply
Nail hobby quote
Manicure Quotes & Sayings
There's nothing quite like getting a good manicure. What many people don't understand is how empowering a manicure can really be.
A manicure isn't just getting your nails done, a manicure is something that can lift your mood and make you feel powerful when done correctly.
It's something that is inspiring, uplifting and all around makes you feel beautiful. With that said, I had to include some of my absolute favorite manicure quotes that we can all relate to.
These quotes are powerful, funny and just make you feel good. So, without further ado, let's get going and get our manicures on!
Nothing improves your mood like a new manicure
Manicure quote
I believe in manicures
Manicure pun
You're never fully dressed without a good manicure
Manicure quotes and sayings
You can't buy happiness but you can get a mani and pedi and that's kind of the same thing
Manicurist quotes
Having a manicure pulls a look together. Hands are the first thing people see after your face.
Manicure quotes
You know you're a nail polish addict when you start matching your manicure to your outfits.
Manicure quotes
I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisures and wearing lipstick.
Quote about manicures
You're incredibly important to me almost like my manicurist.
Manicurist quote
The happiest girls always have the prettiest nails.
Quote about getting manicures
Any woman can wear a great outfit, but it's her nails that make the statement
Manicure nail quote
Sparkle nails. It's not a preference, it's a way of life.
Motivational nail quote
A manicure can help reduce anxiety & improve your mental health.
Mental health nail quote
Stressed, blessed, & nail obsessed.
Funny manicure quote
There's no better feeling than getting your nails done.
Getting nails done quote
Can we just skip to the part where I'm getting a manicure?
Funny manicure quotes
There's nothing a beautiful manicure can't fix!
Positive nail quotes
Even tough girls need pretty nails.
Pretty nail quote
Life is too short to wait for your nails to dry.
Funny nail quotes
A girl without beautiful nails is like a night without stars.
Beautiful nail quote
There's no better feeling than getting your nails done.
Getting nails done quote
I just love making other people feel beautiful. So I became a nail tech.
Nail tech quote
Live well, laugh often, & wear gorgeous nails.
Inspiring nail quote
Pedicure Quotes
There's no mani without the pedi!
This section is dedicated to all things pedicure and toes! Anyone that specializes in nails knows that a pedicure is more than just getting your nails done. A pedicure is a way of life.
On top of being incredibly relaxing and rejuvenating, a pedicure is empowering. It's something that will make or break those open-toed shoes, or give you that extra confidence boost when exposing your feet.
Think of pedis as a vacation for your feet, and a frequent vacation is definitely necessary. Here are some of my top quotes all about pedicure life.
You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other.
Pedicure quotes & sayings
A great pedicure can be as soothing to the soul as well as the sole!
Pedicure quotes & sayings
When the going gets tough, the tough gets a pedicure
Funny pedicure quote
All I want is world peace & a pedicure
Inspirational pedicure quotes
A girl should have two things: beautiful nails & fabulous toes!
Motivational pedicure quote
No girl, pedicures are NOT optional.
Funny pedicure quotes
I don't shave my legs for my boyfriend. I shave my legs for the woman who does my pedicure.
Funny pedicure quotes
They lied to you. Money does buy happiness. It's called a nail appointment.
Funny nail appointmenet quotes
Pedicures are cheaper than therapy.
Funny pedicure quotes
Do I get a discount for my pedicure if I only have 9 toenails?
Funny pedicure quotes
Let's love & serve our community. Then get pedicures.
Motivational pedicure quotes
There's a time & place for everything. For example, right now would be perfect for a pedicure.
Funny pedicurist quote
Pedicures: the ultimate stress reliever
Pedicure quote
I don't care how cold it is. I'm wearing flip flops to show off this incredible pedicure.
Fun pedicure quote
Pedicures are the cure for everything. That's why they're called pedi-CURES.
Pedicure quote
"Using a ped egg is so much better than getting a pedicure." – Said no one ever
Ped egg quote
My condolences to whoever gets stuck doing my pedicure of the season. Yikes.
Funny pedicure quote
Leave a sparkle whereveer you go. Get a sparkle pedicure
Sparkle nail quote
Quotes About Red Nails
Red is a color that has been empowering women for centuries. Whether it's in the form of red lipstick, red heels, or a red dress, the color red has got it going on.
Here are my absolute favorite red nails quotes empower.
Don't underestimate the power of red nail polish.
Red nail polish quote
Put on some red nail polish & live a little.
Red nail quote
Beauty is truly about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red nail polish.
Red nail polish empowering quote
Murder scene, or just me trying to remove red nail polish?
Red nail quote inspiring
Nothing says confidence & elegance like red nails
Inspirational red nail quote
There is a shade of red nail polish for every woman.
Powerful red nail quote
I was born to wear red nail polish.
Red nail polish quote
Nail Art Quotes & Captions
The last section I want to include today is all about nail art quotes & captions.
Have you ever delve a little too deep into nail art at one time or another? Whether that be with sparkles, crazy designs, or a mix of crazy colors. Now it's time to reminisce on it.
From inspiring to punny, here are some of my favorite quotes all about nail art & miscellaneous nail related quotes I wanted to include for this last section.
Nail art because girls just wanna have fun!
Fun nail art quote
Nail art is one way to add beautiful colors to your life.
Nail art quotes
Nail art is like a vacation for plain nails.
Funny nail art quote
Nail art does not need a complicated design to be beautiful.
Inspirational nail art quote
A girl without beautiful nail art is like a night without stars.
Relatable nail art quote
Imagination is the only limitation when it comes to nail art.
Creative nail art quotes
Nail art is choosing to be different.
Inspirational nail art quote
Nail art does not need to be perfect. It just needs to be you.
Inspiring nail art quote
Never ask a woman with nail art why she's late.
Funny nail art quote
Nail art does not stay in on a Friday night.
Funny nail art quote
Friends don't let friends have ugly nails.
Nail art quote funny
Love is when you see your nails while typing on your phone.
Funny nail quote
It's not just nail art. It is ART.
Nail art quote
Hell hath no fury like a woman who smudges her new manicure.
Funny manicure quote
If life gives you nail polishes, make nail art.
Nail polish quote
Conclusion
I hope you've enjoyed the funny nail quotes and inspirational nail sayings today.
I wanted to pull them together to help you come up with good Instagram captions for nail pictures or to use wherever you want to surround yourself with some inspirational nail sayings.
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If you want more quotes about beauty quotes to use on your social media you can check out my collections of beauty quotes, spa quotes, and hair quotes.
If you're a salon owner and plan to share the quotes on your Instagram, I'd also recommend you read my guide for how to write good salon Instagram captions here.
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